
Trump: good morning Zelensky, good that you are here your all dressed up, do you want a beer? life’s like playing cards: you can win if you are smart. I hope you have the hand so you can save your land and next time wear a suit, not this military garb. if you want to play cards you have to look sharp your war is going bad despite the aid you had. that money’s gone to waste gives me an awful taste Zelensky: you should come and see us man. we fight this war the best we can. we have some problems I agree, but not more than you here can see. Putin’s our nextdoor neighbour while you deal with Trudeau if you’d consider swapping I would’nt say no. Putin can’t be trusted, he has shown that in the past. we need some guarantees that a peace agreement lasts. that’s what is keeping me from signing the minerals deal. mere presence of your miners is no assurance so we feel. Trump: now this is disrespectful after all the money we paid! it seems to me you don’t want peace while the hour is getting late. the propaganda that you feed is not what a president needs. you should show this country some respect or else your pleas won’t have effect. you don’t have the cards! you don’t seem smart! you don’t want peace! you play with world war three! Zelensky: I don’t play cards and I do have respect but I want some assurance that a deal will have effect. with an ocean all around you it is easy to feel secure. with Nato states abound you will of course always endure. Trump: you don’t have the cards! you don’t seem smart! you don’t want peace! you play with world war three! you don’t know the rules. you don’t make the calls. you come here for aid but you are too late. you can go now and come back When you are ready for peace Zalernsky: I don’t bow my head I don’t break, I fight. my people stand. we know what is right. you don’t rape my tender! you don’t break my soul! your peace is a surrender, not an answer to our call.

