[Spoken Intro] “Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye, and he says, ‘Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.'” [Intro] [Verse 1] Rain is pouring Visibility almost absent Driving my truck through little China With Wang my friend [Verse 2] Got stuck in a clan war that are about to kill each others The back street is glowing green Someone is about to be seen [Pre chorus] Big hat with needle going through Weird Asian man with long finger nails Who is it? [Chorus] LOWPAN! (LOWPAN!) Keep you green eyes ladies safe Since he needs them to sacrifice (SACRIFICE!) Human again is the plan [Verse 3] Eggshen is the man powerful potion at his hand Chang sing with their finger sign will beat everyone on the frontline [Pre chorus] Old man in a wheel chair with trembling hands Who is it? [Chorus] LOWPAN! (LOWPAN!) Keep you green eyes ladies safe Since he needs them to sacrifice (SACRIFICE!) Human again is the plan [Verse 4] Jack on the attack Machine gun in the air Ciment on the head [Verse 5] Wang fighting in the air Back somersault to the enemy Kicking and punching with a glare [Pre chorus] Knife in the head from a Jack's quick time flare Who is it? [Chorus] LOWPAN! (LOWPAN!) Keep you green eyes ladies safe Since he needs them to sacrifice (SACRIFICE!) Human again is the plan [Spoken Outro] “This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I’m talking to whoever’s listening out there.”


