Flat-Earther's Folly (Verse 1 - Miranda Noor) The Earth is flat, they say it's true A giant pizza, a cosmic blue No spinning globe, no curving line Just a pancake, perfectly fine. (Verse 2 - Miranda Noor) The maps they lie, the schools deceive Conspiracy's grip, they don't believe In satellites or the stars so bright A little theory, in the dead of night. (Verse 3 - Miranda Noor) Gravity's a myth, they say with glee The oceans just puddle up for me The sun revolves around the ground A perfect circle, no ground is found. (Verse 4 - Miranda Noor) But I've been to the top of Mount Everest And seen the globe in my heart's regret. We're living on a giant ball. What is wrong with them all? (Verse 5 - Alternate Female Vocal) I've flown around it, over the sea In rockets and jets, with you and me The Earth is round, it's not a lie Go outside, look up at the sky! (Verse 6 - Miranda Noor) Forget the flat-earth, let's move on The truth is out there, the facts are shown Forget the theories, all lies of past The reality is always fast. (Verse 7 - Alternate Female Vocal) The proof is clear, the facts abound So stop believing what's all around Let's celebrate the beauty of our planet Forget the flat-earth, get a different tangent. (Verse 8 - Miranda Noor) So if you're still doubting, come and see The proof is here for you and me. The Earth is round, so get your mind right Or you'll be lost in the dark of night.
