Solanum Tuberosum (The French Fry Song) (Remastered)

--🎩🦧👍-- [Check out Ape Lincoln on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Music, and wherever else music is streaming!] https://www.youtube.com/@ape_lincoln_music https://open.spotify.com/artist/1zs0wlh46nJtqCxsBtxcCC?si=T8fcaYG0QVij5emj5UBQ_w --🎩🦧👍-- Potatoes on a napkin It's time to make some fries Of the fryer I'm a captain Don't listen to their lies Crispy and delicious They'll never let you down Don't know why you're suspicious They're hot and golden brown If you dip them in your soda You'll be no friend of mine Get back in your Kubota These fries you've been declined You could have just used ketchup A dip that won't offend Instead you've got me fed up I thought you were my friend These fries define perfection A crisp you've never crunched A masterpiece confection You'll surely eat a bunch But don't eat like a fool Or eat them with a fork Or dip them in the pool None of that will work Potatoes from a farm They load them on to trucks They keep some in the barn They feed them to the ducks The spuds I choose to use The ones for perfect fries The ducks they're not amused You see it in their eyes You hear it in their quacks They chase and try to peck They're mad about their snacks I hope you don't forget The best taters in town The best ones that you'll get They never make you frown They're always so perfect But if you put brown sugar On them instead of salt I'll let you meet my cougar The two of you can talk About these fries that are perfection A crisp you've never crunched The masterpiece confection You'll eat them with your lunch Unless you act a fool And eat them with a fork You dipped them in the pool? Well that's not gonna work [© 2026 Ape Lincoln. All Rights Reserved.]