[SFX: CRT power-on] [SFX: TV static burst] [Broadcast Announcer] ALL NEW EPISODES OF. [SFX: remote click] [SFX: channel switch] [Deep Robot Announcer] Transmission online. [SFX: channel switch] [Anime Announcer] Previously— [SFX: remote click] [Cartoon Voice] WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! [SFX: channel switch] [female Announcer] INUYASHA! [SFX: channel switch] [Creature Battle Cry] [SFX: channel switch] [Kids TV Announcer] BRAND NEW EPISODE! [SFX: VHS tracking] [Whispered] One more channel… [SFX: remote click] [Phonk Beat Enters] DON’T TOUCH THAT— [SFX: channel switch] DON’T TOUCH THAT— [SFX: channel switch] DON’T TOUCH THAT— [SFX: TV static] REMOTE. [DROP] ONE MORE EPISODE ONE MORE EPISODE ONE MORE EPISODE [SFX: rapid channel switching] [Instrumental] [SFX: remote click] [Anime Hero Voice] It’s time. [SFX: channel switch] [Cartoon Villain Laugh] [SFX: channel switch] [Robot Voice] TARGET LOCKED. [SFX: channel switch] [Game Show Announcer] COME ON DOWN! [SFX: channel switch] [Late-Night Cartoon Voice] Uh… ? [SFX: channel switch] [Commercial Voice] CALL NOW! [SFX: channel switch] [Monster Roar] [SFX: channel switch] [Kids Announcer] NEXT EPISODE— [SFX: remote click] [Static] [Deep Broadcast Voice] You’re watching— [SFX: channel switch] [Different Announcer] —an all-new— [SFX: channel switch] [Cartoon Voice] —SUPER— [SFX: channel switch] [Robot Voice] —ULTIMATE— [SFX: channel switch] [Whispered] …episode. [Phonk Cowbell Build] ONE MORE. [SFX: remote click] ONE MORE. [SFX: remote click] ONE MORE. [SFX: remote click] EPISODE [Static Silence] [Broadcast Announcer] DON’T. TOUCH. THAT. REMOTE. [DROP 2] [SFX: rapid channel switching] [SFX: CRT static rhythm] [SFX: VHS rewind] [SFX: broadcast glitch] DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL ONE MORE EPISODE ONE MORE CHANNEL [SFX: channel switch] [Cartoon Voice] TO BE CONTINUED— [SFX: channel switch] [Announcer] NEXT TIME— [SFX: channel switch] [Anime Voice] THE FINAL— [SFX: channel switch] [Commercial Voice] AFTER THESE MESSAGES— [SFX: channel switch] [Robot Announcer] STAY TUNED. [SFX: tuner sweep] [Whispered] One… more… EPISODE… [SFX: remote click] [Massive Bass Hit] DON’T TOUCH THAT REMOTE! [Instrumental Outro] Standby for season two [SFX: rapid channel switching] [SFX: TV static] [SFX: CRT power-off]
