[Verse] Hell-woe I'm WIN-OLDS!, an' you betta not waughf I'm da pride of Canada, would you like an autograph Ya betta not say, i'ma 'nutha off brand Wik-whipp'n off He-woes, wike Spy-duh-man So very famous, loved by ev-we one The land will be "Whin-olds", by the time i'm done! [Pre Chorus] [Crowd chants "Why-Ann" in the background] (Why-Ann! Why-Ann!) I'm ya Van-Wantern-Dead-Pool ver-we best friend! Soon i'll be "Win-Old'n" ya schruh-ween again! [Short Instrumental Hook] [Chorus] OH BABY! I'm wiki Whyann Win-olds! Imma wheel big deal! I play soupah he-woes an' I make you feel! Wiki Waiting, Fall-wuh Guy, i even played pikachu The face of mint mobile, Green-Wantern an Van Whampoon, I been at this a wong while, an i'll neva be done Just wook at my sweet smile, br-whiter than da sun [Verse 2] So da man behind scr-ween, wanna know my home-wife? Well sure good buddy, come an meet my wife! Well neva mind Scar-wet, too hard to say I'll tell ya instead, 'bout my wife today Her name's Blake Whyve-we, or well it used to be Now it's "Blake Whyve-we WIN-OLDS!" Cause she married me! [Pre Chorus] [Crowd chants "Why-Ann" in the background] (Why-Ann! Why-Ann!) I'm ya Van-Wantern-Dead-Pool ver-we best friend! Soon i'll be "Win-Old'n" ya schruh-ween again! [Short Instrumental Hook] [Chorus] OH BABY! I'm wiki Whyann Win-olds! Imma wheel big deal! I play soupah he-woes an' I make you feel! Wiki Waiting, Fall-wuh Guy, i even played pikachu The face of mint mobile, Green-Wantern an Van Whampoon, I been at this a wong while, an i'll neva be done Just wook at my sweet smile, br-whiter than da sun [Bridge] Some wheely mean people say they hate my face Terror-why-zing TVs, Movies, skreens all ova da pl-wace Some even worse haters wanna take it too far they say "He wooks wike asshole, a wheel cum guzz-win we-tard" "He's wike a swime whipped swind-wher, a str-wait faced prick!" They even clwaim i'm bor-wing, an i prob-we suck dick! But i know da trwuth [Fade into Crowd chanting "Why-Ann" in the background] (Why-Ann! Why-Ann!) [Short Instrumental Hook] [Chorus] OH BABY! I'm wiki Whyann Win-olds! Imma wheel big deal! I play soupah he-woes an' I make you feel! Wiki Waiting, Fall-wuh Guy, i even played pikachu The face of mint mobile, Green-Wantern an Van Whampoon, I been at this a wong while, an i'll neva be done Just wook at my sweet smile, br-whiter than da sun [Outro] [Crowd chanting "Why-Ann" in the background] (Why-Ann! Why-Ann!) (Blake Whyve-we WIN-OLDS!) [Fade Out] I been at this a wong while, an i'll never be foiled Wook-out cause one day imma wool da whole world! (Why-Ann! Why-Ann!)
