[sultry female vocal] [playful] [parody] [R&B soul] [Intro] (Ooh, ooh) [Verse 1] [sultry female vocals, breathy and playful] I'ma pull you close, baby Take YOUR clothes off I'll make love to you In all the ways you want But one thing I won't do (bass slide) Is take off my turtleneck (falsetto) My turtleneck My turtleneck (vocal runs) My turtleneck My turtleneck [Chorus] [layered backing harmonies] Please stop asking me to take off my turtleneck Baby, I'm butt-naked from the waist down Baby, loving you is my favorite habit Kiss my neck through this fabric 'Cause all I want to do is make love to you In my turtleneck In this motherfucking cashmere turtleneck [vocal ad-libs] (Mmm, the way this turtle) Gripping my neck, squeezing me, choking me I'm dripping turtleneck sweat, it's hot But I'm not taking this T-N-R off I won't stop until you get off [Bridge] [key change, playful dramatic pause] Okay, okay, okay, baby - wait I'll take off my turtleneck... [dramatic gasp] ...on ONE condition, honey Take off your socks (both of them, baby) Peel them off, slowly now Those ridiculous little turtle socks Your cute little green turtle socks Then - and ONLY then - The turtleneck comes off [Outro] [dramatic string swells] I'ma pull you close, baby (Baby) Take YOUR clothes off I'll make love to you In all the ways you want But first you gotta do Take off your socks, baby Your turtle socks Your turtle socks Your turtle socks [music swells then fades] Stop asking, stop asking Stop asking me to take off my turtleneck Stop asking, I won't do it, I won't do it Not until you take off your turtle socks Take them off, take them off My turtleneck My turtleneck Your turtle socks Your turtle socks Ohhhh [Soft ending with humming]
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