
# DJ TRUNK THUMPER — SPEAKER POPS **[Intro — filtered female voice / turntable scratches]** DJ... Trunk... Thumper... You sure your system can handle this? Don't blame me. **[SUB-BASS SWELL]** Three... Two... One... **DROP.** --- **[Bass Sequence 1 — 808 / Miami Bass]** *BOOM... BOOM-BOOM... BOOM...* *BRRRRRRRRMMMM...* **[Female Voice]** Let it breathe. **[Deep 808 rolls from left channel to right]** Left... Right... Left... Right... **[SCRATCH]** Now both. **[MASSIVE STEREO BASS DROP]** --- **[Hook — chopped female chant]** Speaker— Speaker— Speaker— **POP!** Make that trunk go— **KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!** Speaker— Speaker— Speaker— **POP!** Turn it up until the whole damn— **DROP!** **[SUB-BASS DESCENDS]** --- **[Bass Sequence 2 — System Test]** **[Processed Voice]** Forty hertz. **BOOOOOOM.** Thirty-five. **BRRRRRRRMMMM.** Thirty. **WHOOOOOOOOOM.** Twenty-five... **[Everything cuts silent]** Still with me? **[HUGE BASS DROP]** Good. --- **[DJ Break — scratches / electro percussion]** *Tr-Tr-Tr-Trunk Thumper!* **[SCRATCH]** *Tr-Tr-Tr-Trunk Thumper!* **[Kick pattern accelerates]** BOOM — BOOM — BOOM-BOOM BOOM — BOOM — BOOM-BOOM BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM— **CUT.** **[Female whisper]** Turn it up. --- **[Bass Sequence 3 — Trunk Assault]** **[808 begins alternating pitches]** LOW. **BOOM.** LOWER. **BOOOOOOM.** Nah... Lower. **BRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMM.** **[License-plate-rattle effect / distorted sub pulse]** That's it. Make that motherfucker breathe. --- **[Hook — Bigger]** Speaker— Speaker— Speaker— **POP!** Make that trunk go— **KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!** Speaker— Speaker— Speaker— **POP!** If your mirrors still straight— TURN IT UP! --- **[False Ending]** **[Music stops completely]** **[Female Voice]** Congratulations. Your speakers survived. ... **[quiet sub tone begins]** Wait. What's that? **[SUB FREQUENCY SLOWLY DESCENDS]** Oh shit. --- **[FINAL BASS DROP]** **BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!** **[speaker distortion]** *POP!* **[Silence]** ... **[DJ Trunk Thumper — whispered]** Told you. **[Scratch-out]** DJ Trunk Thumper.

