"Poo Mode Engaged!" - A Competitive Neckbeard song.

[Verse 1] You call it grind, I call it fumes Three a.m. glow in your greased-up room Eyes all red, still begging for the queue Same weak scam with a different hue You roll them alts like dice in a tin Same old face, same cheap little spin I see the welfare gear on your frame Hand-me-down pride, but you still want the fame You want the season to hand you a crown I earn my keep while you melt down You chase my lane with a busted shoe I walk it clean, you drag that goo [Pre-Chorus] Up all night, then up at six Still can’t buy what a real one gets You front so hard, but the screen shows through Poo mode engaged, and we all see you [Chorus] Poo mode engaged Poo mode engaged You want my shine, but you brought that cage Poo mode engaged Poo mode engaged I work for mine, you click and rage [Verse 2] Clock says dawn, you’re still in a trance Spam-queue posture, no skill, no chance You raid the drawers like a broke-up saint Need a fresh lift, but you haven’t trained I wear my wins like a scar on steel You wear excuses like a fake old seal Season by season, I stack my kit You swap your alts and call that grit You chase my name with a mouth so loud But every stunt just drags you down All that noise and still no flame Just recycled shame in a borrowed frame [Pre-Chorus] Up all night, then up at six Still can’t buy what a real one gets You front so hard, but the screen shows through Poo mode engaged, and we all see you [Chorus] Poo mode engaged Poo mode engaged You want my shine, but you brought that cage Poo mode engaged Poo mode engaged I work for mine, you click and rage [Bridge] Look at you, all posture and paste Running on spite and a stale aftertaste I’m out here built, you’re out here borrowed Trying to eat off a future you never got started No merit badge, no earned respect Just alt-tab tricks and a thin-necked flex Say my name when you need a stage I hear “Poo Mode” and I know your age [Final Chorus] Poo mode engaged Poo mode engaged You want my shine, but you brought that cage Poo mode engaged Poo mode engaged I work for mine, you click and rage Poo mode engaged Poo mode engaged Still stuck online while the real ones age