Whose Idea Was This Park?

“Whose Idea Was This Park?!” [Intro] Welcome… To Jurassic Park! Dinosaurs! Adventure! Science! …And apparently… A complete lack of common sense. ⸻ [Verse 1] Bought my ticket thinking, “This’ll be so cool!” Dinosaurs everywhere, What could possibly go wrong? Five minutes later, The fences lost power, And suddenly everybody’s Running by the hour. The lawyer disappeared, The goat’s not around, Then I hear a giant footstep Shaking up the ground. Someone whispered, “Don’t move!” Yeah, thanks for the tip, I’m trying real hard Not to accidentally trip! ⸻ [Chorus] Whose idea was this park?! Who signed off on this plan?! “Let’s bring back dinosaurs!” Said a very confident man. Whose idea was this park?! I just need to know! Maybe giant meat-eating lizards Shouldn’t be running the show! Whose idea was this park?! I’m getting back in the jeep! If I hear one more roar… I’m never falling asleep! ⸻ [Verse 2] The Velociraptors Opened every door, Honestly, they’re smarter Than I bargained for. Kitchen scene… Absolutely not. I’d already be hiding Inside a giant pot. The T. rex roared, My soul packed its bags, My survival instincts Started waving little white flags. The jeep flipped over, Everyone said, “Run!” Meanwhile I’m asking, “Can we please be done?” ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] Can somebody explain… Why every single plan Starts with… “Let’s split up!” No! ⸻ [Chorus] Whose idea was this park?! I have concerns! Every five minutes There’s another lesson learned. Whose idea was this park?! The gift shop can wait! I’m not buying souvenirs If I’m becoming dinosaur bait! Whose idea was this park?! Somebody call it quits! I came here for adventure… Not cardio like this! ⸻ [Bridge] “Life… Uh… Finds a way.” Me: “So does the T. rex!” RUN!! ⸻ [Rap Verse] Electric fences, Maps and tours, Turns out none of them Work anymore. Scientists saying, “We’ve got control!” Meanwhile chaos Is collecting every toll. The goat’s gone, The car’s upside down, Water in the cup Starts bouncing around. One tiny ripple… Everybody knows… That’s your official cue To panic and go! ⸻ [Verse 3] Finally made it To the helicopter ride, Looking back thinking, “What a beautiful… nightmare.” The dinosaurs stayed, I happily left, Respectfully… They can keep the island to themselves. Friends asked, “Wanna go back?” I said… “I’ll visit the museum instead.” ⸻ [Final Chorus] Whose idea was this park?! Let’s never repeat! I’ll admire dinosaurs From a very safe seat! Whose idea was this park?! I learned one important thing… If somebody says, “Come pet the T. rex…” ✨ ABSOLUTELY NOT! ✨ Whose idea was this park?! I’m officially through! Next vacation… I’m choosing somewhere With significantly fewer teeth! ⸻ [Outro] Tour Guide: “Please remain calm.” T. rex roars. Me: “I have calmly decided… To leave.” 🦖😂🚙🌴 “Five stars for the dinosaurs… one star for the survival odds!”