[Verse 1] You better not shout, you better not cry Santa’s got Wi-Fi, he’s tracking you, guy Christmas is a business, let’s not pretend Like Carol and Dave maxing out their spend [Verse 2] I’ve got a mission: write these epic tunes Grandpa’s jingles couldn't fill these rooms If twelve mugs of cocoa ain’t glory enough Guess I’ll bet my eggnog on holiday fluff [Chorus] Whoa-oh-oh, feel the glow Lights and cheer in the snow This is Christmas, loud and bright Sing it once and light the night! [Verse 3] It’s that festive banger when you hear the sleigh Just a reindeer remix flying your way Say it’s cheerful music, baby, when the gifts pile high Even though we all know they’re just socks in disguise [Chorus] Whoa-oh-oh, feel the glow Lights and cheer in the snow This is Christmas, loud and bright Sing it once and light the night! [Bridge] (Told you once now) Oh Here comes the parade Tell you once again Cue the masquerade Winter’s here again Told you once now It’s here once again Time to make it rain Candy canes again [Verse 4] Oh December, what have you done? You’ve turned us all into elves on the run Once fun meant sledding down a snowy hill Now it’s online shopping and a massive bill But we all know the magic is worth every cent Even if your tree leans at a weird percent And when you ask if I’ll top last year’s song I’ll say, “Hold my cocoa—this is number one!” [Chorus] Whoa-oh-oh, feel the glow Lights and cheer in the snow This is Christmas, loud and bright Sing it once and light the night! [buildup] [saxophone solo] [drop] [end]
