Hisoka [Intro — warped carnival music] Ladies and gentlemen... Pick a card. Any card. ♦️ Actually— It doesn't matter. I already picked you. hehe... --- [Verse 1] Face painted pretty, got a star and a tear, Walk into the room and the whole vibe gets weird. Cards in my fingers, little flick of the wrist, One second you're laughing— Next second you missed. Magician with the tricks, but the magic is Nen, Transmuter aura, wanna see it again? Playing-card blade when I send that shit flying, You thought it was a card— Till your ass started dying. Hunter Exam moving like a walk through the park, Looking for a challenge, I get bored in the dark. I don't want weak. Nah. Where's the fun in that? I want somebody strong enough to make me wanna fight back. --- [Pre-Chorus — whispered] Don't disappoint me... I've been waiting. Growing. Watching. Calculating. You think I want you gone? Oh, sweetheart... Not yet. --- [CHORUS] 🃏 BUNGEE GUM! Pull you right back. Sticky little problem when I launch an attack. Stretch— SNAP! Thought you got away? Aura stuck tight— Now we're ready to play. Bungee Gum! Cards get thrown! Turn the battlefield into my personal show! Wanna know the secret? Come a little closer... It has the properties of rubber and gum. ... You knew I was gonna fucking say it. --- [Verse 2] Texture Surprise, change the surface you see, Make appearances lie— That's another technique. Bungee Gum attached where you never took notice, Fight looks chaotic— But Hisoka stays focused. That's the trick. Everybody sees clown. Everybody laughs till the cards come around. I don't need muscles if I control where you land, Attach aura— YANK. Now you're right in my hand. Heaven's Arena, Gon came looking for smoke, Little punch finally landed— And Hisoka looked stoked. Badge debt settled, Now we're fighting for real, 'Cause potential's more exciting when you give it time to build. --- [Beat slows — carnival melody returns] See... That's what you don't understand. Winning immediately? Boring. I like my opponents... ripe. --- [Verse 3] Fake Spider tattoo, number four on display, Phantom Troupe affiliation— But loyalty? Eh. Joined for his reasons, Got his eyes on the prize, And Chrollo sitting pretty at the top of the fights. Been waiting for Lucifer, Finally got the match, Heaven's Arena erupted when the two of 'em clashed. Crowd full of puppets, explosions everywhere, Chrollo built the strategy— Hisoka got caught there. And that's important. Don't rewrite the score. Chrollo won that fight. Hisoka hit the floor. But when Hisoka came back? The game wasn't the same. No more waiting politely— Now he's hunting the Spiders by name. --- [BUILD — distorted laughter] Cards. Check. Bungee Gum. Check. Murderous clown magician with absolutely questionable vibes? ... CHECK. --- [CHORUS] BUNGEE GUM! Pull you right back. Think you've got distance? That's adorable, relax. Stretch— SNAP! Welcome to the show. One little thread and you're going where I go. Bungee Gum! Cards get thrown! Every good fight gets me into the zone. And remember— Since apparently we need to say this EVERY SINGLE TIME— BUNGEE GUM HAS THE PROPERTIES— [Backing vocals] OF RUBBER! HISOKA: AND GUM! --- [Bridge — weirdly cheerful] La-la-la... Pick a card. Wrong. Pick another. Wrong. Again. Wrong. Hmm... There you are. --- [Final Verse] Hisoka don't fight for justice, Doesn't fight for a cause, Doesn't need some grand purpose or respectable laws. He's chasing stimulation, The thrill of the test, If you might become powerful— He wants you at your best. That's why he's dangerous. Not rage. Not hate. He'll let tomorrow's opponent walk away today. Because beating something fragile? That isn't enough. He wants the whole damn fight when you've finally gotten tough. So train. Grow. Become something great. Just remember there's a magician who's willing to wait. And somewhere in the distance when your Nen starts to climb— You might hear somebody laughing: ... “Mmm... finally.” --- [FINAL CHORUS — carnival from hell] BUNGEE GUM! Welcome backstage! Cards flying everywhere, clown running the cage. Stretch— SNAP! Now you're part of the trick. You wanted normal? Wrong fucking magician. Star on the cheek! Teardrop too! Texture Surprise changes what you thought you knew! One final lesson before we're all done: Bungee Gum has the properties— ... You already know. [Outro - warped circus music] Ladies and gentlemen... Thank you for coming. Please check under your seats. ... No reason. [END]
