“Have a Seat (Chris Hansen’s Song)” (Verse 1) Late night whispers, secrets unto

(Verse 1) Late night whispers, secrets untold, Thought you were slick, now the truth unfolds. Walked through the door, thought no one would know, But Chris Hansen’s waiting—now it’s time for the show. (Pre-Chorus) “You said what? Let’s read these lines, Caught in the act, now you’re outta time.” Coffee’s still hot, but your story’s ice cold, Better start praying—this moment’s been sold. (Chorus) Have a seat, let’s talk a while, Cameras rolling, caught in denial. Lights are bright, there’s nowhere to run, Chris Hansen’s here—your time is done. (Verse 2) Started on Dateline, breaking the game, Catching the ones who hide in shame. From network screens to YouTube fame, If you hear his voice, you’ll never be the same. (Bridge) He reads the logs, no need to lie, Your own words are your alibi. Justice served with a knowing glance, You took the risk, now you’ve lost your chance. (Chorus) Have a seat, let’s talk a while, Cameras rolling, caught in denial. Lights are bright, there’s nowhere to run, Chris Hansen’s here—your time is done. (Outro) Next time you think of crossing the line, Remember his face, remember this time. So have a seat, take one last breath, ’Cause Chris Hansen’s here—and he’s got the rest.