[Verse] Swingin' my club at the break of dawn Ball flew sideways hit a leprechaun He cursed me out with a pint in hand Said "Next time aim for the promised land" [Chorus] Mulligans and mayhem on the green today Cocktails in the cart keep the bogeys away Bigfoot’s in the bunker with a UFO ray It’s a woodland party where the weirdos play [Verse 2] A deer stole my ball ran into the trees The squirrels played caddy like it’s their expertise A hawk swooped down with a gleam in its eye Snatched my visor thought it’d help him fly [Chorus] Mulligans and mayhem on the green today Cocktails in the cart keep the bogeys away Bigfoot’s in the bunker with a UFO ray It’s a woodland party where the weirdos play [Bridge] I saw a ghost tee off on hole number nine He tipped his hat said "Your swing’s outta line" The fairway lit up with a UFO glow Bigfoot waved me over said "Let’s go pro!" [Verse 3] The cart broke down by the haunted creek A gator laughed at me with a toothy streak But I grabbed my club gave a mighty roar Now I’m the king of this crazy golf lore
