[Intro] "Look, if you're not sweating at 4 AM, you're already dead. This is the Apex Mindset. Stop crying. Start buying my protein powder." [Verse 1] Mic check, one-two, is the red light on? I’m a king in a kingdom of a million digital pawns Got the LED strips and the ergonomic chair Selling 'masculine secrets' that are mostly just air (wink) I’m a lion, I’m a wolf, I’m a beast in the wild But I haven't seen a sunbeam since I was a child Got a three-piece suit and a rented-out car Trying to tell the world exactly who they are. [Pre-Chorus] Logic? No. Reason? No. Volume? YES. LISTEN TO ME! [Chorus] IT’S THE ECHO CHAMBER! (Just remember. I’m always right!) THE AGONY RANGER! (I’m looking for a fight!) I’ll tell you how to eat, I’ll tell you how to sleep While I’m drowning in a comment section ten miles deep! SHUT UP! LISTEN! SHUT UP! OPTIMIZE! [Verse 2] "Don't eat the carbs, don't look at the sky" (Why?) "Because an alpha never blinks his eye!" I’m a self-made man with a daddy-funded fund Explaining why the 'modern world' has already won I’ve got ten different supplements, five different feeds Everything a 'broken' man desperately needs Click the link, buy the course, join the private chat (Wait... is that a tear? We don't do that!) [Bridge] "Real men don't need oxygen. Oxygen is for the weak. I breathe pure, concentrated ambition. Use code 'DOMINANCE' for a discount on my tactical water." I’M SO LONELY! [Outro] "Thanks for tuning in. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and surrender your personality. We're out."