Gentle Nuts Only

© Copyright 2025. All words and music by Jay Moxham. [Softly spoken voice over] (Hi folks... and now for something completely different?!) [Intro] [Verse 1] It's for gentle nuts only Some will say it's very strange You might find out quite unknowingly Or just try it for a change [Verse 2] It's for gentle nuts only If you want a place to go If you're down or feeling lonely You'll have a good time here I know [Chorus] 'Cause when you walk upstairs and you step inside You forget your cares and you don't get tired Come on have a meal and watch the show But it's no big deal if you want to know What's it all about? Where am I? How do I get out? [Verse 3] It's for gentle nuts only I think you'll get it big surprise It is really very homely And it may open up your eyes [Verse 4] It's for gentle nuts only No I won't say any more Unless you like things cheap and phoney Well then we'll see you at our door. [Chorus 2] 'Cause when you walk upstairs and you step inside You forget your cares and you don't get tired Come on have a meal and watch the show But it's no big deal if you want to know What's it all about? Where am I? How do I get out? [Instrumental break] [Verse 5] It's for gentle nuts only Some will say it's very strange ("It's very strange!") You might find out quite unknowingly Or just try it for a change [Verse 6] It's for gentle nuts only If you want a place to go If you're down or feeling lonely You'll have a good time here I know [Chorus] 'Cause when you walk upstairs and you step inside You forget your cares and you don't get tired Come on have a meal and watch the show But it's no big deal if you want to know What's it all about? Where am I? How do I get out? [Fade] (How do I get out?) (How do I get out?) (How do I get out?) [Spoken softly voice over] (Well... that IS different!)