Loot The Dead

[intro] The dust clears Looks like we won the fight The time nears To see what we've gained tonight [verse] Yo, Warlock cast Detect Magic And Wizard fire up Identify Let's check the bodies and the shelves Find hidden doors for secret supplies Here's a magic bag I found Looks like a Bag of Holding This carpet seems like it can fly Nice haul seems to be unfolding [break] [verse] This armor seems to be magic Rip it off this corpse If someone wants it please speak up Or we can sell it of course That guy was wearing these rings I wonder what they do The boss was wearing a crown like a king Let's Identify that too [break] [pre-chorus] There's a time for fighting That time is so exciting But I would be lying If I didn't say I'm smiling [chorus] LOOT THE DEAD! We claim this stuff and now it's ours LOOT THE DEAD! It's fun to find out our new powers LOOT THE DEAD! The best part of the group's encounters LOOT THE DEAD! Rake in the gold there must be thousands [break] [verse] Is that a Luck Blade over there Or a Sword of Warning It's too soon for a Long Rest We'll have to wait for Morning The robes on that guy are so fancy Wonder what it is Wow it's Robes of the Arch Mage I've really wanted those for years [bridge] We came in here to fight evil And never thought of looting But evil's dead and we're alive So now our wealth's improving Experience is always nice It keeps making us better But in the end it's not enough We also need the cheddar [guitar solo] [pre-chorus] There's a time for fighting That time is so exciting But I would be lying If I didn't say I'm smiling [chorus] LOOT THE DEAD! We claim this stuff and now it's ours LOOT THE DEAD! It's fun to find out our new powers LOOT THE DEAD! The best part of the group's encounters LOOT THE DEAD! Rake in the gold there must be thousands [break] [chorus] LOOT THE DEAD! We claim this stuff and now it's ours LOOT THE DEAD! It's fun to find out our new powers LOOT THE DEAD! The best part of the group's encounters LOOT THE DEAD! Rake in the gold there must be thousands [break] [end]