Intro] Bitcrushed power-chord stabs, rising pulse-wave siren. (Spoken, barked over the riff) Subscribe! Subscribe! Read all about it. Infowars is informing the masses. Hit the streets. Do not miss. [Verse 1] Cap pulled low, bag locked tight Infowars loaded, black and white Pedals hammer, tires bite the ground Neighborhood mapped, I am route-bound First house burning red and proud Mailbox waiting in the pixel crowd Wind it back—let the paper fly Bullseye on the porch. Watch it die high. [Pre-Chorus] Dogs detonate. Cars throw reverse. RC toys scream across the curse. I cut the lanes like I own this grid Legend on the screen. I never hid. [Chorus] Subscribe! Subscribe! Read all about it! Infowars is informing the masses! Subscribe! Subscribe! Hear the call! Throw the paper, break the glass, take it all Hit the mailbox—keep the sub alive Shatter the rest. That is how we thrive On the route! On the roughest street in town Through the whole week. Never backing down. [Verse 2] Bundle on the curb—reload the stack Restock the ammo. Ready for the attack Non-sub window open, wide and clean Wind it up. Smash. Perfect machine Skateboard kid flying, breaker in a spin Rolling tires hunting, Grim Reaper grinning Later stages break—tornado in sight Still throwing papers left and right. [Chorus] Subscribe! Subscribe! Read all about it! Infowars is informing the masses! Subscribe! Subscribe! Hear the call! Throw the paper, break the glass, take it all Hit the mailbox—keep the sub alive Shatter the rest. That is how we thrive On the route! On the roughest street in town Through the whole week. Never backing down. [Bridge] Remember the glow of the old TV light Controller locked down through the long summer nights A-button throws through the flickering haze Isometric streets in that golden maze Monday is a breeze. Sunday is a war Dogs will not quit and the cars want more Perfect delivery—that high-score glow One more route. One more throw. [Guitar / Lead Break] 8-bit solo: rapid square-wave runs over a galloping bitcrushed riff, then a unison chant into the final chorus. [Final Chorus] Subscribe! Subscribe! King of the route! Infowars is informing the masses! Subscribe! Subscribe! The news must go through From the arcade dark to the glow on the screen Grab the bike. Hit Start again We are on this route forever, my friend. [Outro] Riff collapses into noise, then a single square-wave hit. (Spoken, fading) You crashed. Press Start to continue. Subscribe! Subscribe! Read all about it. Infowars is informing the masses. (Paper-throw whoosh. Glass shatter. Game-over sting.)
