I'll tell you something that someone said about me today.... [Sarcastic voice] "That's not your real picture!!" Well Duh!! No Shit Sherlock Welcome to what the rest of the world already knows! There's no flies on you now (ha ha) Talk about stating the obvious Do you want a certificate? For repeating what my bio already says But the real me is a lot like Shanie.... T in so many ways I'm blonde, I'm hot, Perky tits, the lot Sexy, confident, unforgettable too, Adorable, funny, A straightalker, the full works Yeah, the opposite of you!! I keep myself to myself Only the best get to see But keep stating the obvious Sherlock Just remember everything you hear is me, Yeah, my words are always me!! Sherlock, Sherlock Thinking you know it all But the truth is Sherlock, Sherlock, We both know You know absolutely nothing at all You'd never make a detective Coz you don't know your arse from your elbow You come across like such a hypocrite Fabricating your tales that ain't true I've no idea what's happening in your head but you're gonna drive yourself insane You keep pretending like you're okay But then obsess with my picture once again How you've nothing better to do, I really don't know But keep on smoking the crack Sherlock, You are even leading your self up the garden path Sherlock, Sherlock Thinking you know it all But the truth is Sherlock, Sherlock, We both know You know absolutely nothing at all The difference between you and I Is I'm totally transparent in the things I have to say I wear my heart on my sleeve Whilst you shout then hide away Youre nothing but a know it all Trying to make those around you live in fear Trolling them into submission Just so they don't feel your wrath Talking behind nothing but a keyboard Probably in your mother's basement Yeah my picture may not be real But you're the only one really wearing 2 faces Sherlock, Sherlock Thinking you know it all But the truth is Sherlock, Sherlock, We both know You know absolutely nothing at all [Spoken] Anyway who gives two fucks about my picture Apart from you It's an AI profile not a fucking passport photo (haha) Now stop bothering about my picture And go worry about your own face!! [Guitar solo outro]
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