[Verse 1] Strapped in tight with a billionaire grin Wi-Fi strong, let the countdown begin I paid more than your mortgage for this seat Just to eat mashed peas in zero-G Floating past the stratosphere Posting selfies with a space engineer “Hashtag blessed, look at that view!” Then I puked on my space suit — oops, brand new [Chorus] We're space tourists, baby, chasing stars In orbit with our protein bars Champagne’s floatin’ through the air Tryna toast while I drift out of my chair No gravity, no clue what to do But hey — I got a window seat to the moon! First class to the moon! [Verse 2] Tried to pee but it floated away This ain’t as cool as Star Wars portrayed My neighbor’s TikTokin’ the launchpad glow And I can’t find the bathroom, bro Souvenirs? Just radiation And a headache from dehydration But I’ll pretend it changed my soul Even though I just paid for a cosmic stroll [Chorus] We’re space tourists, baby, out for a ride With freeze-dried sushi on the side Earth looks small but my ego’s big And my crypto’s crashed mid-orbit (frig!) No clue how to get back soon But hey — I got a window seat to the moon! First class to the moon! [Bridge – Spoken, Dramatic Voice] “I just feel… different now, you know? Like… I’ve seen things. Like a dead satellite and a floating wrench.” [Breakdown – dreamy, auto-tuned vocals] Zoomin’ past the stars in my Gucci suit Snapped a photo — now I’m an astronaut, cute Driftin’ through life with a platinum card Who needs Earth when you’ve got the stars? [Final Chorus] Yeah, we’re space tourists, cosmic elite Getting altitude sickness in designer seats Tried to find meaning, found a protein tube And now I’m stuck with a galactic attitude No clue what this button do… But hey — I got a window seat to the moon! First class to the moooon!
