Jester and duchess - bad bard edition

[Epic violin intro] [Verse 1] Once king invited for a feast Some big shots from all sides There were the noblest of all kinds And duke with spouse besides. The royal hall was full of gloss Of gems and polished swords And it was hard to spit somwhere without stain the lords. [Short violin acoustic instrumental] [Verse 2] When all important things to do were done and words are said It was a time to take a breake And have some wine and bread All guests were sitting where they should And king is at the head Then fool by duchess has been seen at throne, like dog! she said. [Short violin acoustic instrumental] [Verse 3] Come here boy! and waved her hand With piece of meat in it You may have lunch and take some food Right here, at royal feet. All guests with interest watched the scene So Jester came up near He took the dish, sit nearby And started eating deer. [Short violin acoustic instrumental] [Verse 4] All guest came back to their meals Upset by boring joke When sudden female scream sounds out With horror, fear and shock !He bitten duchess!.. oh, bad boy! Said king with gloomy face And trying hard to skip the laugh Went on !go to your place! [violin acoustic instrumental] [Bridge][Melodic] Of course, not everyone deserves The treatment with delight But if you're taken for a dog Be ready take a bite!!! [violin acoustic instrumental] [End] [End] [End]