(Spoken, enthusiastically) Hey everybody! Welcome to the great outdoors! Hope you brought a canteen, because it's getting thirsty out here! (Loud slurping noise) Ahhh! Refreshing! Bear Grylls drinks his own piss Who am I to say it tastes amiss? He travels the world eating bugs and fleas Always looking for a stream to squeeze! Some of it comes from camel humps! (Awooga!) Some of it's squeezed from elephant dumps! (Squelch!) Some of it's brewed in a dirty shoe But mostly it's coming right out of you! Bear Grylls drinks his own piss Filtered through a sock, it is pure bliss! He travels the dunes and the jungle trees Always looking for a stream to squeeze! Tip your cup up! Chug it down! (Keep your cup up) chug it down! Drink it warm now! Chug it down! (Fill your cup up) chug it down! (Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! Yodel-ay-hee-pee!) Some of it tastes like rotten cheese! (Honk honk!) Some of it's full of a harsh disease! (Cough cough!) Some of it's yellow and some is clear Why can't this guy just drink a beer?! Bear Grylls drinks his own piss! Who am I to say it tastes amiss? He travels the world eating bugs and fleas Always looking for a stream to squeeze! Bear Grylls drinks his own piss! Who am I to say it tastes amiss? He travels the world eating bugs and fleas Always looking for a stream to squeeze! Bear Grylls drinks his own piss! (Glug glug glug!) Who am I to say it tastes amiss? (Ahhhh, hydrating!) He travels the world and the seven seas Just to drink a cup of his own pee! (Loud satisfied burp) Excuse me!
