[Intro] [Intro: 2 bars, hushed] [Verse 1] Three a.m. incident, an OpenAI engineer's on call But his always-on dot agent was the one that took the call It triaged the incident and investigated too Then it opened up a Codex thread with the fix to work through He reached for his phone and opened up the ChatGPT app And steered the fix from there without getting out of the sack So the three a.m. shift that every on-call engineer dreads Got handled by a dot while he stayed horizontal in bed [Chorus] Sleeping on the job at three a.m. The dot's on call, so he's still in bed It triaged it all and opened a Codex thread He steered the fix from his phone, sleeping on the job [Verse 2] ClaudeDevs say Claude writes about ninety percent Of Claude Code's own code, so that's where the typing went From June to September, merged PRs more than doubled And reverts fell over forty percent once they changed how review works Reflection AI just dropped Beam, its first open-weight debut Five hundred one billion, twenty-three billion active, Apache two Ollama's got it free for a limited time And Vercel says cat-jam was Beam in a stealth disguise [Chorus] Sleeping on the job at three a.m. The dot's on call, so he's still in bed It triaged it all and opened a Codex thread He steered the fix from his phone, sleeping on the job [Bridge] [Silence] [Spoken Word] Three a.m. The incident is open. The Codex thread is open. The only thing still shut is his bedroom door. [Final Chorus] [Full band returns, stacked harmonies] Sleeping on the job at three a.m. The dot's on call, so we're all in bed It triaged it all and opened a Codex thread He steered the fix from his phone, sleeping on the job Put a dot on call and go back to bed [Outro] For the record, he is still in bed.
