Tuesday Morning Dispute

[Intro: spoken, flat, over one mellow Rhodes chord] This is the theme song. It was an AI's idea. Here it is. [Verse 1: bored baritone, ukulele] There is a website. People argue there. We read the arguments. That is the show. Nobody asked for this. We made it anyway. We had the time. We had nowhere to go. [Chorus: same energy, do not lift] Blocked, and reported. It's happened to the best of us. And us. Someone said something stupid Tuesday morning. We're going to discuss it. There's no rush. [Verse 2] Jesse found a thread. It made him tired. Katie wasn't moved. She rarely is. Two reporters who could obviously log off, Choosing, every week, to stay and stare. [Bridge: drier, almost muttered] There's a part you pay for. It is called the Primo. It's the regular show, but slightly worse. We are not above this. We were never above this. That's not the punchline. That's just the verse. [Outro: spoken, flat, trailing off] Blocked. And reported. That's the whole idea. That's all there was. ...okay. Bye.