
Better Watch Out for that Rat (hard version)
I know this one rat girl Lemme tell you it's true You'll think I'm full of shit But I would not lie to you Her name is Trashy And her fur is all white She’s got raven black hair And she is quite a sight Straight from the trailer park But it don’t matter where she at There’s no girl quite like her Better watch out for that rat! This time I took a wrong turn I was feeling quite lost But then I hear a squeaky voice Askin' to have my salad tossed I say, "Come again?" I dunno what’s going on I start feeling a bit scared And wish I had a bit more brawn She’s got piercings and tattoos And a band tee way too tight Her jeans got holes in places That just don’t seem quite right She’s got a cig in one hand And a joint behind her ear And if you try to pass her by She’ll make her motives clear She’s a freak and she’s a flirt With a wicked Cheshire grin She’ll leave lipstick on your shirt Better watch out for that rat! She drinks beer like it's water Takes her whiskey in a flask She don’t care about your name Or if you even dare to ask She’s got that crazy laughter And a look that makes you sweat And if she gets too close to you You ain’t getting out just yet She’s got curves that bend the laws And a stare that’s full attack She don’t stop, she don’t pause Better watch out for that rat! She drags me to the dance floor Grinds against me like a fiend My brain is screaming “RUN!” But my body’s caught between I say, “Maybe we should slow down” But she don’t care to chat Now I’m halfway to her trailer Better watch out for that rat! Straight from the trailer park But it don’t matter where she at There’s no girl quite like her Better watch out for that rat!


