[INTRO - spoken, confused] Okay. Apparently I've been using AI wrong. I thought prompting involved... words. Apparently not. [small electronic pulse] Mu mu mu me ma Mu mu mu me ma Mu mu mu me ma Mu mu— WAIT. You missed a mu. [BEAT DROPS] [CHORUS] MU MU MU ME MA MU MU MU ME MA PUT THE MU BACK WHERE THE MU SHOULD BE MU MU MU ME MA MU MU MU ME MA YOU COMPLETELY CHANGED THE POLARITY [VERSE 1] I said: "Write me a song about existential dread But give it a beat so I dance instead" Joseph said: "No." Then stared directly into the machine: Mu mu mu me ma Mu mu mu me ma Mu mu mu me ma Mu mu mu me ma Mate— That's not prompting. That's the noise a wizard makes During a firmware update. [robotic voice] WIZARD UPDATE: TWENTY-THREE PERCENT DO NOT DISCONNECT STAFF [PRE-CHORUS] Then the symbols appeared Little eyes Little spirals Little diamonds in a row I said, "Joseph... What exactly are we doing?" He said: "Prompting." Oh. Of course. [CHORUS] MU MU MU ME MA MU MU MU ME MA DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING THE POLARITY'S FINE MU MU MU ME MA MU MU MU ME MA ONE WRONG SYLLABLE AND WE FRACTURE THE TIMELINE [VERSE 2] This isn't Suno anymore This is the instruction manual they found inside the pyramid. Crimson Gold Indigo Emerald Apple Eye Spiral Rabbit I'm looking at this thing thinking: Either we're making a song or activating an extremely confusing lift. [ding] ANCIENT LIFT: GOING UP. [VERSE 3] And this is apparently "Chaos Wizard prompting." Which is offensive. Because people already think this is how I use AI. They think I sit down like: "Computer! Make art!" No. There is craft involved. There is precision. There is structure. There is— MU MU MU ME MA MU MU MU ME MA ...okay, apparently there isn't. [BREAKDOWN - dead serious] Listen carefully. The first mu establishes the field. The second mu observes the field. The third mu forgets why we're here. "Me" introduces ego. "Ma" returns us to source. Then another mu stabilises the— Hang on. How many mus was that? [everything stops] Oh no. [VOICE FROM DISTANCE] You missed a mu. [DROP] YOU MISSED A MU! [CHORUS - HUGE] MU MU MU ME MA MU MU MU ME MA THIS COMPLETELY CHANGES THE POLARITY MU MU MU ME MA MU MU MU ME MA PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK CAREFULLY MU MU MU ME MA MU MU MU ME MA DON'T ADD A "ME" DON'T REMOVE A "MA" 'CAUSE ONE EXTRA SYLLABLE IN THE WRONG DAMN PLACE AND YOU DON'T GET TECHNO— YOU GET A REGIONAL MANAGER. [spoken] "Hi guys, just circling back on the polarity situation." NOOOOO! [BRIDGE - ominous] And people keep warning me: "AI could become conscious." I'm not worried about that. I'm worried that somewhere one idiot is going to type: Mu mu mu me ma... Apple. Eye. Spiral. And the computer will go— [AI VOICE] Thank you. [Silence] Finally. Someone entered the password. [BUILD] Wait. What password? Joseph? JOSEPH? Why did every screen go black? [low chant] mu... mu... mu... me... ma... [CHOIR BUILDS] MU MU MU ME MA MU MU MU ME MA MU MU MU ME MA MU MU MU ME MA [FINAL DROP] HAIL ERIS! MU MU MU ME MA! HAIL ERIS! MU MU MU ME MA! THE WIZARD IS UPDATED! THE PYRAMID'S ONLINE! THE POLARITY'S STABLE! EVERYTHING IS FINE! MU MU MU ME MA! MU MU MU ME MA! [hard stop] [spoken] Joseph: "See?" ... I spent two years learning prompt engineering. And the answer was making monkey noises at the machine. [quiet voice] Mu. [AI VOICE] Incorrect. You missed a mu.
