[Verse 1] Momma’s got the gravy on the ceiling again, Grandpa's talking politics with Uncle Ben. Sister’s got tofu, Dad wants steak, Dog’s at the table for goodness' sake. [Pre-Chorus] Pass the peas, duck the plate, Somebody just questioned fate... [Chorus] It’s a dinner time riot, forks in the air, Mashed potato missile, noodles in my hair. Nobody’s leaving ‘til the chicken's gone, But the meatloaf’s singing a mysterious song. Oh no! It’s a dinner time, dinner time, dinner time riot! [Verse 2] Cousin June’s preaching from a carrot stick, Grandma’s telling secrets that don’t quite stick. Brother's in a duel with a butter knife, Claimed the soup is sentient and knows about life. [Pre-Chorus] “Pass the rolls!” someone screams— But all we got are broken dreams... [Chorus] Yeah, it’s a dinner time riot, elbows flyin’, Dad's reciting Shakespeare while the salad’s cryin’. No one’s sure how this food got cursed, But dessert’s in the oven and it just got worse. Oh no! It’s a dinner time, dinner time, dinner time riot! [Bridge] Table’s spinning like a record in June, Fridge starts beatboxing a gravy tune. The chandelier's wearing a hat of beans, This ain’t no dinner—it’s a lucid dream. [Breakdown] Peace was a pie… Till the peas turned spy… And the Jell-O spoke with a glimmer in its eye... [Final Chorus] Now it’s a dinner time riot, pass the blame, A fork hit the wall and spelled my name. The toast did a dance, the ham took flight, Just another Thursday family night. Oh yeah! It’s a dinner time, dinner time, dinner time riot!
