[Verse] Santa Claus tripped on the chimney once more Dragged my presents then fell on the floor Reindeer laugh Oh they're such mean crew Sipping cocoa while Santa's black and blue [Verse 2] Stockings hung were filled up with coal Tried to cheer up but fell in a hole Eggnog's ruined It spilled on the tree Family's yelling I've been set free [Chorus] Christmas catastrophe Hey it's true Nothing’s going right Feeling oh so blue Turn the radio to Free Beer and Hot Wings Laugh through the tears as the laughter stings [Verse 3] Turkey burned It's as black as the night Grandma's sleeping after one big bite Christmas lights won't twinkle on cue Blew a fuse and the house went dark too [Verse 4] Uncle Bob stuck in a Santa suit tight Can't climb out It's a pitiful sight Cat's in the punch Dog ate the ham This holiday’s mess could fill an exam [Chorus] Christmas catastrophe Hey it's true Nothing’s going right Feeling oh so blue Turn the radio to Free Beer and Hot Wings Laugh through the tears as the laughter stings