(Verse 1) In the corner of the Quiet Pines Hall, Two gray-haired warriors answered the call. Grab your headset, Uble, it’s time to play! Hold up, Geek Monkey, gotta plug it in the right way! The nurses looked puzzled, the others just stared, Why’re they flailing their arms in the air? But I took the disc with a virtual spin, Geek, I’m open! Let’s go for the win! (Chorus - Together) Old folks, young souls, flying through space, Echo VR’s our retirement race. Zero-G dodging, we’re feeling alive, Who says over 50 can’t take a dive? (Verse 2) Uble, you missed! That was a clear shot! Geek, my aim’s bad, but at least I’m still hot! The game got heated, controllers were flying, Meanwhile, old Mildred thought they were dying. Call the nurse! They’re having a fit! No, we’re just scoring! Don’t you get it? With a dunk, the buzzer rang out in delight, Victory again! We’ll be playing all night! (Chorus - Together) Old folks, young souls, flying through space, Echo VR’s our retirement race. Zero-G dodging, we’re feeling alive, Who says over 50 can’t take a dive? (Bridge) Back in my day, the grumps start to chime, We played board games, didn’t waste time. That’s cool, said Geek, but this is our jam, Keep your bingo, we’re in the VR program! (Outro - Together) So if you’re passing by the Quiet Pines home, And hear the sound of victory groans, It’s just Uble and Geek, with their VR might, Proving age is a number when the game feels right! (Final Chorus - Together) Old folks, young souls, flying through space, Echo VR’s our retirement race. Zero-G dodging, we’re feeling alive, Who says over 50 can’t take a dive?
