[start] [Fade In] [Intro Instrumental — snappy groove, bass walkin’, drums shufflin’] [Verse 1] I went down t’ the Bahahmah n’ took ma pretty mama. She said, I really wanna, find a lil’ llama. my pretty mama had a lil’ llama plan, Now we gotta find a Bahahmah-llama man. [pre-chorus] I said… Oh, Bahahmah—mama, I don’t need no... [Chorus] Bahahmah—mama—llama—drama! (Bahahmah—mama—llama—drama!) [Verse 2] Searchin’ for that lil’—llama friend, In the Bahahmah—sauna, wonderin’ when it’ll end. Then down by the Bahahmah shore — whadid I see? A Bahahmah—llama starin’ back at me! ma pretty—mama took off in flight, The lil’—llama turned tail in fright. [pre-chorus] I said... Oh, Bahahmah—mama, I don’t need no... [Chorus] Bahahmah—llama—trauma—mama! (Bahahmah—llama—trauma—mama!) [Verse 3] Back at home Bahahmah—mama thought she’d be cute, Puttin’ a llama in pahjahmahs n’ baby boots. But Bahahmah—llama had ‘nuff, It kicked n’ bucked got rough n' tough. Didn’t like ma Bahahmah—mama, not one bit, She said… Take it, I quit! [pre-chorus] I said... Oh, Bahahmah—mama, I don’t need no… [Chorus] Bahahmah—llama—mama—drama! (Bahahmah—llama—mama—drama!) [Verse 4] The pahjahmah—llama made it loud n’ clear, Bahahmah—mama ain’t welcome near. Mama said, It’s her or me! Make yer choice n’ set us free! I looked at ma Bahahmah—mama, n’ looked at ma pahjahmah—llama, [pre-chorus] I said... Oh, Bahahmah—mama, I don’t need no… [Chorus] Bahahmah—llama—pahjahmah—drama, see ya mama! (Bahahmah—llama—pahjahmah—drama, see ya mama!) [Verse 5] We said goodbye t’ the Bahahmah—sauna. Took ma pahjahmah—llama n’ escaped the Mama drama. We got a pahjahmah—llama farm a place t’ settle down, A nice pahjahmah—llama farm a panorama outside a lil’ mountain town. Me n’ ma pahjahmah—llama, a friend so true. [pre-chorus] I said... Oh, pahjahmah—llama… I— love— you!— [outro Chorus] Oh!— Bahahmah… (Bahahmah…) Mama… (Mama…) pahjahmah… (pahjahmah…) Lamma… (Lamma…) Drama… (Drama…) Bahahmah—Mama—pahjahmah—Llama—Drama!— [fade out] [end]
