Puree that Beef v2

Rockabilly 1950's show tune fusion, major chords, ambient, ethereal, male vocals, edgy, raw, upbeat, comedy

[Intro;1950’s show tune opening]

[Verse 1;Male Euphoric velvety vocals]
I was read’in through Marketplace adverts 
Found one for exotic male dancers over 60
Looking to pickup some part time work

[Chorus;Female backing vocals]
Sure you do
They all say that
Fat old retired white guy
Gonna get your bubble burst

[Verse 2;Male Euphoric velvety vocals]
Requirements were stated 
No prosthetics, canes, or walkers
No shoes with laces
Velcro only

[Chorus;Female backing vocals]
Need yo teeth
Need yo feet 
Got to Smile
Got to walk

[Verse 4;Male Euphoric velvety vocals]
Uniform of the day is
Bermuda shorts
White socks to the knees
Bright white tank top a plus

[Chorus;Female backing vocals]
Yo stud muffin
Pull up dem shorts
Pull up dem socks

[Chorus;Male Euphoric velvety vocals]
To your left is Bulging Bob from Buffalo

[Pre-chorus;Female shimmery chanting vocals;Hand clapping]
Ohhhhhh Ya!
Puree that beef!
Puree that beef

[Chorus;Male Euphoric velvety vocals]
On your right is numb-nuts Nanook from Nome [Female cheering;Clapping]

[Pre-chorus;Female shimmery chanting vocals;Hand clapping]
Ohhhhhh Ya!
Puree that beef!
Puree that beef

[Verse 5;Male Euphoric velvety vocals]
This is a winter gig
Will be working for the over 80 crowd
Dancing after the early bird dinner special
Traveling up and down the Florida 
East and West coast

[Pre-chorus;Female backing vocals]
Where’s the beef!
Where’s the beef!
We want the beef!
Puree that beef!

[Chorus;Male Euphoric velvety vocals]
In the center is the ladies favorite
Ram it Rodger from Grand Rapids

[Pre-chorus;Female shimmery chanting vocals;Hand clapping]
Ohhhhhh Ya!
Puree that beef!
Puree that beef!

[Chorus;Male Euphoric velvety vocals]
Followed up by
Joey the tongue from Terra Haute
 
[Pre-chorus;Female shimmery chanting vocals;Hand clapping]
Ohhhhhh Ya!
Puree that beef!
Puree that beef!

[Chorus;Male Euphoric velvety vocals]
Popeye the nailer from Hoboken

[Pre-chorus;Female shimmery chanting vocals;Hand clapping]
Ohhhhhh Ya!
Puree that beef!
Puree that beef!

[Outro;Male Euphoric velvety vocals]
All working for Ethels Exotic Male Dance Troop
Call Ethel for you chance to dance
Call Ethel for you chance to dance

[Fade to END]
[END]

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[Intro;1950’s show tune opening] [Verse 1;Male Euphoric velvety vocals] I was read’in through Marketplace adverts Found one for exotic male dancers over 60 Looking to pickup some part time work [Chorus;Female backing vocals] Sure you do They all say that Fat old retired white guy Gonna get your bubble burst [Verse 2;Male Euphoric velvety vocals] Requirements were stated No prosthetics, canes, or walkers No shoes with laces Velcro only [Chorus;Female backing vocals] Need yo teeth Need yo feet Got to Smile Got to walk [Verse 4;Male Euphoric velvety vocals] Uniform of the day is Bermuda shorts White socks to the knees Bright white tank top a plus [Chorus;Female backing vocals] Yo stud muffin Pull up dem shorts Pull up dem socks [Chorus;Male Euphoric velvety vocals] To your left is Bulging Bob from Buffalo [Pre-chorus;Female shimmery chanting vocals;Hand clapping] Ohhhhhh Ya! Puree that beef! Puree that beef [Chorus;Male Euphoric velvety vocals] On your right is numb-nuts Nanook from Nome [Female cheering;Clapping] [Pre-chorus;Female shimmery chanting vocals;Hand clapping] Ohhhhhh Ya! Puree that beef! Puree that beef [Verse 5;Male Euphoric velvety vocals] This is a winter gig Will be working for the over 80 crowd Dancing after the early bird dinner special Traveling up and down the Florida East and West coast [Pre-chorus;Female backing vocals] Where’s the beef! Where’s the beef! We want the beef! Puree that beef! [Chorus;Male Euphoric velvety vocals] In the center is the ladies favorite Ram it Rodger from Grand Rapids [Pre-chorus;Female shimmery chanting vocals;Hand clapping] Ohhhhhh Ya! Puree that beef! Puree that beef! [Chorus;Male Euphoric velvety vocals] Followed up by Joey the tongue from Terra Haute [Pre-chorus;Female shimmery chanting vocals;Hand clapping] Ohhhhhh Ya! Puree that beef! Puree that beef! [Chorus;Male Euphoric velvety vocals] Popeye the nailer from Hoboken [Pre-chorus;Female shimmery chanting vocals;Hand clapping] Ohhhhhh Ya! Puree that beef! Puree that beef! [Outro;Male Euphoric velvety vocals] All working for Ethels Exotic Male Dance Troop Call Ethel for you chance to dance Call Ethel for you chance to dance [Fade to END] [END]

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