[Intro instrumental] [Intro] I don’t need fire, I don’t need flash, Just a tiny glob and a little splash. You laugh at me, say “that’s all you’ve got?” Cool — don’t move, I like that spot. [Verse 1] Short little range, yeah I gotta be near, But you’re standing there, making bad choices, dear. You clumped up tight like best friends do, Now it’s one small spell hitting both of you. No slots spent, no setup stress, Just point, flick, smile, and leave the mess. You thought I’d cast something “big,” Nah — watch the cantrip do the thing. [Chorus 1] Snap, flick, sizzle — oops, my bad, Snap, flick, sizzle — hope you’re glad. Snap, flick, sizzle — stand that way, Snap, flick, sizzle — don’t walk away. [Verse 2] Dex save call and you blink too late, Should’ve stepped left, now you hesitate. “It’s just a cantrip,” that’s what you said, Funny how that’s what dropped you dead. No flames, no boom, no holy light, Just quiet damage done just right. Every single turn I do it again, Cheap, reliable, low-effort pain. [Chorus 2] Snap, flick, sizzle — still not done, Snap, flick, sizzle — here comes one. Snap, flick, sizzle — second hit, Snap, flick, sizzle — deal with it. [Instrumental transition - Bass wobble, fizzy arpeggios, playful acid “drip” FX] [Bridge - Rap this one out] You could spread out, you could play it smart, But you keep grouping up right from the start. I don’t chase glory, I don’t overcast, I just punish habits that never last. No recharge timer, no downside tax, I just keep flicking till the board relax. Laugh if you want, but the math don’t lie, You stood too close — and you both die! [EPIC Final Chorus – 8 lines] Snap, flick, sizzle — say it slow, Snap, flick, sizzle — now you know. Snap, flick, sizzle — drip, drip, done, Snap, flick, sizzle — level one fun. Snap, flick, sizzle — every turn, Snap, flick, sizzle — watch and learn. Snap, flick, sizzle — free all day, Snap, flick, sizzle — that’s THE PLAY! [Outro instrumental]
