[Intro] [distorted sawtooth synth riff, heavy kick drum] Pure energy! [Verse 1] [male vocals with light distortion] New luminous drip in electric lime Ready for the bender of a lifetime Terry's got a spreadsheet fully prepared Every single horse in the island is scared Double insurance, priority gate Pre-ordering pints so we're never late Bypassing the clinic straight to the sand The two biggest men in the whole of the land [Chorus] Round two! Did we learn a single thing? Listen to the madness that the speakers bring Daybeds booked, plastic cups up high We're dancing till the sun melts out of the sky Sparkash machine, we're back for the round To Cardiff legends, shaking up the town, now, now [Breakdown] [drums and synths cut out, piano and strings enter] Doctors said light walking only. So we're running it back. [Verse 2] [kick drum re-enters, synth stabs] No wheelchairs this time, no hospital drip Just pure tactical moves on the seven-day trip Two cans of San Miguel before midday Looking for the Whoppers on the promenade way If the foot swells up, wrap it in ice Because living like a coward never happened twice [Chorus] Terry's on the table, Terry's on the chair Shirt coming off in the middle of the square No missed flights, no eleven-hour floor We're kicking down the VIP security door Adrenaline pumping right through the vein Here comes the absolute holiday pain Round two! Running wild through the heat Luminous shorts lighting up the whole street From the strip to the pool, we're taking the crown Ibiza round two and we're burning it down Battered and bruised, that was yesterday's news We came for the bender, we got nothing to lose [Outro] [snare roll build-up, synth lead solo] Taxi to San An. Happy days, mate.