[Verse] Marching on the field Ready for the cheer The Rangers football team But no victory here They stumble on the grass Like they're stuck in a trance Their fans are zombies Just looking for a chance Hold your drumsticks high Let the cymbals clash We're here to mock the Rangers It's gonna be a bash They tried and they failed It's just a sad sight But we'll keep on marching From day into the night [Verse 2] They wear the blue jersey With hopes held high But their performance on the field Makes us all sigh Their passes go haywire Their shots miss the mark The Rangers football team Oh what a stark