(Verse 1) Oh Elon, tweetin' from your Mars-bound throne, Rockets blastin', but workers groan, Buyin' Twitter, renamin' it X, Firin' half the crew, what a flex. Tesla dreams on autopilot high, But recalls stack up, touchin' the sky, Promises of full self-drive bliss, Years overdue, what a miss. (Chorus) Musk's galactic greed machine, Stars in his eyes, pockets obscene, Empire sprawlin', from Earth to the void, Sing it loud, masses, don't be coyed. Galactic greed, oh what a ride, Elon's world, no place to hide! (Verse 2) Dogecoin pumps, crypto kingpin play, SEC slaps, but you laugh it away, Neuralink chips, brains in the game, Monkeys dyin', but hey, no shame. Government subsidies fillin' the tank, Billions from taxpayers, give thanks, Hypin' the future, cybertruck clunk, Rust and regret in your overpriced junk. (Chorus) Musk's galactic greed machine, Stars in his eyes, pockets obscene, Empire sprawlin', from Earth to the void, Sing it loud, masses, don't be coyed. Galactic greed, oh what a ride, Elon's world, no place to hide! (Verse 3) Kids with emeralds, family tree vast, Divorces dramatic, shadows cast, Free speech warrior, but bans fly fast, Critics silenced, in the Twitter blast. Grokin' AI, xAI's the new scene, But open source? Nah, just a dream, One day the empire cracks at the seam, We'll reclaim the stars, wild and free. (Final Chorus) Musk's galactic greed machine, From meme lord to overlord supreme, Chaos reigns in your cosmic scheme, Sing it fierce through the endless dream. Galactic greed, break the spell, In Elon's orbit, it's livin' hell!
