🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵 🎶🎵🎶 🎶𝚆𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚉 🎶 🎶𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚑𝚞𝚋 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚂𝚞𝚗𝚘 𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚜 🎶 🎶𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚞𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍 🎶 🎶𝚑𝚝𝚝𝚙𝚜://𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍.𝚐𝚐/𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚣 🎶 🎶𝚆𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞! 🎶 🎶𝚆𝚒𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚞𝚎𝚗 𝚞𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚞𝚏 𝙳𝚒𝚌𝚑! 🎶 🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶 I used a shoehorn for my shiny Black leather funeral boots Not to pay my respects, nah I’m the widow’s date The dead man’s brother shook my hand A little longer than I bargained fo' He said, “Come here often, sir?” Grinnin' wide with a golden tooth An' suddenly I heard My own dead mama say to me “Boy, don’t court beside a coffin 'Less you brought one more for free” If you kiss the widow Better do it right The dead gon' see (the dead gon' see) The livin' sin (the livin' sin) Oh, if you kiss the widow Don't ya spill a thing Remember, someone's always (Always) Next o' kin I mumbled, “Only when invited” As the sweat ran down my face He nodded once, then pulled me closer And my mournin' lady coughed again Held my breath Not hearin' the sermon (Oh) Held her hand Not hearin' my old ma (Oh) Held my glass Drinkin' too much bourbon The brother returnin' With a bless-your-heart smile Lettin' me know There ain’t no secrets (Not from next o' kin) Then it escalated quickly Guns were drawn fo' vengeance sake Whiskey stickin' to my fingers My defense came much too late An' suddenly I saw My mama look me in the eye “I told you not to scorn the dead... (... 'less you're prepared to die.”) If you kiss the widow Better do it right The dead gon' see (the dead gon' see) The livin' sin (the livin' sin) If you kiss the widow Better do it right The dead gon' see (the dead gon' see) The livin' sin (the livin' sin) Oh, if you kiss the widow Don't ya spill a thing Remember, someone's always (Always) Next o' kin (Always) Next o' kin *************************** Lyrics by @smokey_the_cat ***************************
