[Intro] [baritone male voice] I'm an old geezer who used to brain teaser to see if I knew how to rhyme. If you'd like to try it you don't have to buy it, it's free if you have the time. Make the first play starting with A, write a four-syllable word or phrase. On the same line make a four-syllable rhyme, take your time it must rhyme, then anything play. Then do that with B all the way up to Zee. The trick: eight syllables per line. Be attentive, be inventive, as an added incentive, what follows is a string poem of mine. [Verse 1] [rhythmic chanting, 105 BPM] Agriculture, there's a vulture Breakfast dishes, children's wishes Category, bedtime story Decorator, it's Darth Vader Existential, somewhat mental Fatalistic, bright red lipstick Getting fatter, doesn't matter Hallelujah, what's it to you? Intuition, retribution Jingoistic, that's terrific Kinesthetic, diabetic Lubrication, insulation [heavy breathing] Matrimony, fried bologna Neolithic, soporific Oligarchy, that's malarkey Philanthropic, still myopic Quantitative, let's go native Recognition, no ambition Salutation, explanation Paranormal, dress for formal Unicycle, on the bike hill Verifying, they were lying Widowmaker, blame the baker Xenophobic, try aerobic YouTube TV, Rabbi Levi Zebras mating, Libras dating [Bridge] That's anticlimactic for everyone but the zebras. Additional thoughts: profanity is not allowed, nothing needs to make sense. If I can do it at eighty, I D-double-dare you to try to make your own string poem. I'll do another, but faster this time! [Verse 2] [rapid-fire chanting, 140 BPM] Alabama, call your Nana Beneficial, will the fish sell? California, gotta warn ya Dialectic, life is hectic Elocution, substitution Fabulation, that's our nation Geodetic, that's poetic Halitosis, that's what gross is Institution, retribution Jabberwocky, that's not hockey Kingdom-minded, others blinded Labradoodle, stab a noodle [heavy breathing] Malnutrition, flu emission Neonatal, where's the cradle? Ostentatious, he's bodacious Persecution, cooking fusion Quintessential, kids need dental Realistic, Tom Terrific Sanctifying, no one's dying Transcendental, hands were gentle Universal, all rehearsal Veneration, my vacation Whippersnapper, looking dapper Xerox dealer, carrot peeler Yellow birdie, that's too nerdy Zebras mating, Men debating [Outro] Once again, anticlimactic for all but the zebras. Go Zebes! If you dare to take this test, Your friends will be so impressed. (or possibly depressed) If you do, please let me know, check "thumbs up" as you go. Bye-bye, so long, farewell.
