[Verse 1] Well there's a man they call Grumpy Bob And he's got himself a shop They call it Grumpy Bob's Emporium And when the workday's done The real fun begins [Verse 2] Lights go out The closed sign goes up It's quiet for a moment… …and then—(silly laughter erupts) [Verse 3] Here comes that Silly Monster again Always trying to tickle them toes Grumpy Bob says, "No, no, no!" But that Silly Monster just grins and goes [Chorus] No no no no no No no no no no Can't be tickling them toes No no no no no Not again, I suppose… No no no no no! [Verse 4] They chase each other ‘round the store Past a dinosaur that lets out of ROAR Grumpy Bob hides behind a chair— But the Silly Monster knows he’s there! [Verse 5] Up on the counter, quick as a flash The monster jumps with a wild crash! Bob pulls a pillow from the bin, “Try that again, and you’ll never win!” [Chorus] No no no no no No no no no no Stop tickling them toes! No no no no no You’re breaking all the codes— No no no no no! [Bridge – softer, tired] The shop grows still, the monster slows Bob wipes sweat from off his nose And let's out a grumble As they both take a seat (Still keeping watch on those sneaky feet…) [Final Chorus – sleepy version] No no no no no No no no no no Let’s give the toes a rest No no no no no This monster's done it's best No no no no no… [Outro – whisper-sing] …but tomorrow night… we’ll go again.
