# TOO COOL TO FREEZE! *The Jargon's Kingdom Ski-Movie Anthem* [Intro: Bright 1980s analog synth hook, soaring electric guitar, pounding arena drums] [Spoken: Young male voice, supremely confident] Welcome to my kingdom! [Revving snowmobile, distant dragon roar] [Shouted] LET'S SHRED! [Verse 1: Bouncy melodic hard rock, swaggering youthful vocals] Sunrise burning on the mountain high, Neon colours painting up the sky! Got my goggles and my jacket on, By the time you blink, I'll be long gone! From the Château to the frozen lake, There's a hundred crazy moves to make! Some say danger, some say fate, I say buddy, you're already late! [Pre-Chorus: Rising synthesizer arpeggios, driving guitar] Hear that thunder rolling down the hill? Feel that rush, you know you always will! No turning back, no slowing down, There's a dragon king in this mountain town! [Chorus: Huge soaring 1980s arena-rock chorus, gang vocals] TOO COOL TO FREEZE! FLYING ON THE MOUNTAIN BREEZE! RAISE YOUR HANDS AND TOUCH THE SKY! WE WERE BORN TO FLY! TOO COOL TO FREEZE! LIVING LIFE AT FULL SPEED! THROUGH THE SNOW AND THROUGH THE FLAME! WE'LL MAKE THE WORLD REMEMBER OUR NAME! [Instrumental: Bright analog synthesizer solo, fast melodic electric guitar response] [Verse 2: Playful swagger, infectious driving beat] Snowboard heroes, raiders on the run, Everybody's looking for a little fun! Race the gondola, jump the ridge, Bet your boots we'll clear that bridge! Royal Games and a midnight show, Hot tub steaming while the cold winds blow! I've got a crown and I've got some wings, And a hundred other awesome things! [Pre-Chorus: Bigger drums, rising backing vocals] Hear that thunder rolling down the hill? Feel that rush, you know you always will! Don't look back, don't hesitate, The greatest stories never play it safe! [Chorus: Full gang vocals, huge guitar harmonies] TOO COOL TO FREEZE! FLYING ON THE MOUNTAIN BREEZE! RAISE YOUR HANDS AND TOUCH THE SKY! WE WERE BORN TO FLY! TOO COOL TO FREEZE! LIVING LIFE AT FULL SPEED! THROUGH THE SNOW AND THROUGH THE FLAME! WE'LL MAKE THE WORLD REMEMBER OUR NAME! [Instrumental Break: Extended flashy 1980s electric guitar solo, galloping bass, pounding arena drums] [Instrumental: Guitar trades blistering phrases with bright synthesizer lead] [Bridge: Half-time drums, dramatic melodic build] They say we're reckless, say we're wild, Say the king's just a foolish child! But when the storm comes crashing through, Who's gonna come flying to rescue you? [Brief pause] [Spoken: Cocky teenage male voice] You're welcome! [Instrumental: Explosive snare fill, soaring guitar dive] [Final Chorus: Maximum triumphant arena rock, huge layered gang vocals] TOO COOL TO FREEZE! FLYING ON THE MOUNTAIN BREEZE! RAISE YOUR HANDS AND TOUCH THE SKY! WE WERE BORN TO FLY! TOO COOL TO FREEZE! LIVING LIFE AT FULL SPEED! THROUGH THE SNOW AND THROUGH THE FLAME! WE'LL MAKE THE WORLD REMEMBER OUR NAME! [Outro: Triumphant harmonized electric guitar, bright synthesizer riff, driving drums] [Shouted: Entire gang] SHRED OR BE SHREDDED! [Spoken: Young male voice, delighted] Now THAT was awesome! [Instrumental: Final enormous 1980s rock chord] [End]
