Please Hold while Reality Updates

your reality is important to us... please stay on the line... i called customer support fo a problem with my life my monday looked like friday my ex looked like my wife the weather had opinions the mirrors disagreed and somebody changed the ending before i got to read your reality is currently updating... estimated waiting time: unknown... please hold while reality updates your existence is currently running eight minutes late please hold while the timeline recalibrates if everything feels broken that's exactly how it operates i pressed one for destiny pressed two for doubt pressed three to understand what this was all about i pressed four for closure five for peace of mind the automated system said those options are unavailable at this time unavailable... unavailable... please hold while reality updates your existence is currently running eight minutes late please hold while the timeline recalibrates if everything feels broken that's exactly how it operates please hold... please hold... please hold... you are... caller... number... infinity... would you like to speak to a representative? yes. please hold. please hold while reality updates your existence is currently running eight minutes late please hold while the timeline recalibrates if everything feels broken that's exactly how it operates thank you for choosing reality... © BStur - All rights reserved