[intro] every morning when I get out of bed I think of something my grandpa said You live under a rock or would be better off dead if you haven't heard about having zits on your head [chorus] zits on my head zits on my head nothing quite like having zits on my head sometimes they're white more often they're red and I like having [four drums hits] zits on my head [bridge] they often show up if you like it or not surprise passengers in the form of small dots that get sweaty and greesy when the weather gets hot [chorus] zits on my head zits on my head little baby boils that need to be fed sometimes they're white more often they're red and I like having [four drums hits] zits on my head [bridge] if you really find yourself in a lucky situation those zits will appear in the shape of constellations. can you think of anything hipper than going out in town wearing a bumpy little dipper?! [chorus] zits on my head zits on my head cosmic pustules. YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID! sometimes they're white more often they're red and I like having [four drums hits] zits on my head [bridge] life can be grand when it is simple and you can be a star with your big and shiny pimple the very best thing ever since sliced bread is having lots of leaky leprechauns all over your head [bridge] When they make their special visit, it's all the people see They go with every outfit They're the best accessory! Nothing else in life has me feeling quite as blessed without those naughty little numbers, you're never fully dressed! [chorus] zits on my head zits on my head my cousin liked to pick at them until they bled sometimes they're white more often they're red and I like having [four drums hits] zits on my head and I like having [four drums hits] zits on my head