DJ Smoking Joe

This is DJ smoking Joe is, no one can defeat mutiny on the bounty's what we're all about I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder 'Cause I'm bad, gettin' bolder, cold-cold, getting colder Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas And if you've got beef, you'll get capped in the knees We got sixteen men on a dead man's chest And I shot those suckers and I'll shoot the rest Most illingest b-boy, I got that feeling 'Cause I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin' Snatching gold chains, vicking pieces of eight I got your money and your honey and the fly name plate We got wenches on the benches and bitties with titties Housing all girlies from city to city One for all and all for one Taking out MCs with a big shotgun All for one and one for all Because the Beastie Boys have gone AWOL Friggin' in the riggin' and cuttin' your throat Big biting suckers gettin' thrown in the moat We got maidens and wenches, man, they're on the ace Ah, Captain Bly is gonna die when we break his face Most illingest b-boy, well, I got that feeling I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin' Ali Baba and the forty thieves Ali Baba and the forty thieves Ali Baba and the forty thieves Ali Baba and the forty thieves Ali Baba and the forty thieves Ali Baba and the forty thieves Ali Baba and the forty thieves Ali Baba and the forty thieves Torching and crakin' and rhymin' and stealin' Robbin' and raping, busting two in the ceiling I'm wheelin', I'm dealin', I'm drinking, not thinking Never cower, never shower, and I'm always stinking Yo-ho-ho and a pint of Brass Monkey And when my girlie shakes her hips, she sure gets funky Skirt chasin', free basin', killin' every village We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage Most illingest b-boy, well, I got that feeling I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin' I was... I've been drinkin' my rum, a def son of a gun I fought the law and I cold won Black Beard's weak, Moby Dick's on the tick 'Cause I pull out th DJ Smoking Joe, power in the booth spinnin' Hood dreams chasin', city blocks we're winnin' Come up from trenches, brothers holdin' straps tight Real ones ride, fake snakes catch pipe nights Survival code, streets taught us loyalty grip Family first, ice drip Audemars on wrist Respect earned slidin' Forgiato on the strip Cars gleamin' Lambo doors, fame flip the script Philly corners to Vegas lights, we claim thrones Patek baguettes flash, twenty stacks loaned Winning streaks, no sleep, power moves stackin' Loyal dogs bark, opps get they jaw fractured