Santa’s Dead (Extra Extra)

(Extra, Extra) (Extra, Extra) [Verse] Christmas is cancelled There won’t be any toys So all of you have wasted time Being good girls and good boys Christmas won’t happen Get that X-Box out your mind That Labubu doll you really like In the morning, you won’t find [Bridge] (Extra, Extra) Have you all heard the news? (Extra, Extra) This year we’re only getting Christmas Blues [Chorus] The elves have hypothermia The fairies, brittle wings The sleigh has failed its M.O.T. So you won’t get anything Rudolf is Covid positive So the other reindeer fled You wasted time writing your list There’s no Christmas, Santa’s dead (Extra, Extra) Santa’s dead (Christmas is cancelled) (Extra, Extra) Santa’s dead (Christmas is cancelled) [Verse] Christmas, forget it No presents you’ll receive Mrs Claus needs sectioning She’s gone mad with her grief R.I.P. Christmas May we all bless Santa’s soul He accidentally fell from his sled And was impaled on the North Pole [Bridge] (Extra, Extra) Exclusive! Read all about it! (Extra, Extra) Christmas! We’ll have to learn to live without it [Chorus] The elves have hypothermia The fairies, brittle wings The sleigh has failed its M.O.T. So you won’t get anything Rudolf is Covid positive So the other reindeer fled You wasted time writing your list There’s no Christmas, Santa’s dead (Extra, Extra) Santa’s dead (Christmas is cancelled) (Extra, Extra) Santa’s dead (Christmas is cancelled) [Bridge] (Extra, Extra) Have you all heard the news? (Extra, Extra) This year we’re only getting Christmas Blues [Chorus] The elves have hypothermia The fairies, brittle wings The sleigh has failed its M.O.T. So you won’t get anything Rudolf is Covid positive So the other reindeer fled You wasted time writing your list There’s no Christmas, Santa’s dead (Extra, Extra) Santa’s dead (Christmas is cancelled) (Extra, Extra) Santa’s dead (Christmas is cancelled) (Extra, Extra) Santa’s dead (Christmas is cancelled) (Extra, Extra) Santa’s dead (Christmas is cancelled) (Extra, Extra) Santa’s dead (Christmas is cancelled) (Extra, Extra) Santa’s dead (Christmas is cancelled) (Extra, Extra) Santa’s dead (Extra, Extra) Santa’s dead!