You want a piece of me? You want a piece of me? Take it. Come inside and stay a while I'd love to be your host Sit on down, a friendly smile Raise your glass and toast Don't mind me, all bandaged up My arm is in a sling. You just rest, and don't get up! I can't feel a thing! It's the perfect night And the cooking's right Enjoy my hospitality! The plates are set Are you ready yet? Have a sliver of me! AHHH A sliver of me! Don't be scared, everything is fine I know it seems surreal Just close your eyes and take a bite You won't forget this meal I'll be right back, I gotta grab a snack And add something to the pot You're gonna eat it, No taking it back. Whether you like it or not! Take a bite and chew it and you'll bite right through it It'll give you shivers, you see? It's not a chore, I can cut off some more It's just a sliver of me! AHHH A sliver of me! Open wide Don't knock it 'till you try it You haven't tried You'll be mine- don't even fight it! "HAHA" Seasonings and spices And cooking devices All come together for free One free meal Now that's a deal! How about a sliver of me? The meat is thick, but you won't get sick At least I haven't yet Just have a bite and it'll be alright An evening to never forget Drink up the juice, it's good for you I really don't wanna beg Now be a good soul and clean your bowl It cost me an arm and a leg! The meal is done That was so much fun I hope you can agree Soon you'll be Part of my recipe... With a side of a sliver of me! AHHH A sliver of me! "HAHA" A sliver of me!
