TRACK 16: “Boardroom Unzipped (Extended After-Hours Mix)”

This meeting is now in session… Clothing: optional. Consent: mandatory. Motion to open my thighs… seconded. [gavel tap] [zipper sound] [wet sigh] [Verse 1 – Slow Funk Groove Begins] You walked in late, but with purpose in your hips Licked the corner of the financial report with your lips I bent the org chart backwards ‘til it groaned Took dictation on my knees, while your assets moaned Your minutes were pulsing Your agenda, obscene You read me your motions While I sucked the in-between Compliance was tied to the back of a chair Ethics gagged herself and watched from there [Pre-Chorus – Sung In Close Harmony] 🎶 You whispered “Recession” I gave you inflation I put my lips On your corporate temptation We flagged it “urgent” And marked it red While I blew through your deadlines Underneath the head 🎶 [Chorus – Full Funk Explosion, Orgasmic Harmony] 🎶 Boardroom unzipped Desires declared Hands in my blouse Tongue in my hair We moaned through motions Climbed the ranks Took pleasure minutes On executive shanks 🎶 🎶 Boardroom unzipped Laps like thrones We made spreadsheets sweat [Verse 2 – Darker, Slower, Sweatier] Legal Counsel’s under the table—mouth full of yes CFO’s tool is out, ink-stained and blessed The Chairwoman’s watching, heels on the desk Barking instructions while she’s getting caressed I’m dictating filth to a team of five Moaning the mission statement—god, we're alive Someone’s pinned against the whiteboard chart And I’m on all fours, presenting… fiscal art Risk assessment? We laughed it away Licked shame off our fingers And came for the day [Bridge – Spoken Interlude Over Heavy Bass + Breathy Harmonies] “Please refer to Section D... for deep insertion of objectives.” “Review oral performance quarterly.” “Q1: Cunnilingus. Q2: Impact play. Q3: Cuddling with power imbalance.” “All in favor?” — A chorus of moans. “Motion passes. Unanimously.” [Chorus – Slower, More Erotic Reprise With Layered Moans] 🎶 Boardroom unzipped Submission in stilettos Directors in chains Moans on the memos We made love to authority And fucked up the form Every climax notarized Every signature warm 🎶 [Extended Breakdown – Hypnotic Groove, Whispered Pleasure Notes] “Agenda Item 7… multiple orgasms.” “Item 8… aftercare. Light snacks. Silence.” [licking sounds, audible sighs, wine pour] “This is how we lead, baby. We fuck first… Then we implement change.” [Final Chorus – Explodes Into Gospel of Consent] 🎶 Boardroom unzipped My moan took the floor You voted me naked Then begged me for more We climaxed in policy Came hard in the plan Left traces of truth On every hand 🎶