Verse 1 Zoom calls drained his weary mind, Office life left him confined, Burned his laptop, grabbed his pack, Ran to the woods and never looked back. Chorus King of the pinecone crown, oh my, Rulin’ the woods ‘neath a starry sky, critters came with gifts to share, Party in the forest, wild and rare! Verse 2 Raven flew with cheese in beak, Bear brought berries, sweet and sleek, Squirrels tossed nuts, a hearty load, Boar just ate and hit the road. Bridge Otters splashed with fish to fry, Fox crept in, all sly and spry, Owl perched high, just stared and grinned, Wolves and hares joined the din! Chorus King of the pinecone crown, oh my, Rulin’ the woods ‘neath a starry sky, critters danced ‘til dawn’s first gleam, Livin’ large in a forest dream! Outro Woke at home, the clock screamed loud, Missed his shift, oh, what a crowd, Thought of the woods, that wild delight, "Maybe I’ll ditch it all tonight!"