Sunrise creepin' over the Ozark hills Another day of dust and diesel spills Coffee's black, just like my mood Thinkin' 'bout things I never should But then I receive out-of-the-blue email "Hi,I am an Albanian virus, but because of poor technology in my country, unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me to other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian virus" Oh, the Albanian virus, a digital plea Askin' me kindly " Just delete for me." No fire, no brimstone, just a polite request The strangest darn malware, puttin' me to the test. Heard tales of hackers, dark and mean Wreckin' hard drives, a digital scene But this one's different, got a gentle touch Says his country's poor, don't ask for much Oh, the Albanian virus, a digital plea Askin' me kindly "Just delete for me." No fire, no brimstone, just a polite request The strangest darn malware, puttin' me to the test. My daddy always said "Son, help out a soul in need Even if that soul's a virus, plantin' a strange seed He ain't threatenin', ain't makin' no fuss Just a quiet whisper "Can you trust us?" Oh, the Albanian virus, a digital plea Askin' me kindly "Just delete for me." No fire, no brimstone, just a polite request The strangest darn malware, puttin' me to the test. Albanian virus You made my day Yeah you made my day No gray skies today You made my day
