03-12 | The Stargate Conspiracy: Saddam’s Interstellar Portal

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[Intro]
(Spooky, whistling 1950s theremin solo mixed with a fast surf-rock drum beat) 
Wrap your head in aluminum foil and listen to the truth! 
The aliens are broadcasting straight into the booth!

[Verse 1]
In two-thousand and three, we invaded Iraq for a hidden prize!
It wasn't about the weapons of mass destruction, that was a disguise! 
Michael Salla knows the Exopolitics and the extraterrestrial law! 
He said the U.S. wanted the cosmic portal of Saddam! 
Down below the ziggurat temple where the ancient secrets hide! Where the Anunnaki came from Nibiru on a cosmic ride!

[Chorus]
(High-energy, frantic group vocals)
He's got a Stargate down in Nasiriyah! 
Dialing up the cosmos in the Middle East arena! 
Two F-4 Phantoms flying overhead got knocked right out the sky! 
By an electromagnetic pulse that makes the rational mind ask why! Saddam's got a Stargate, hidden in the sand! 
The most unhinged conspiracy that could be covered by a band!

[Verse 2]
Zecharia Sitchin said the Sumerians got the tech from space! 
And Hussein claimed he was a descendant of the alien race! 
Bush went in to stop him from telling the whole world the news! 
If you don't believe the exopolitics, you're a sheep with the wrong views!

[Guitar & Theremin Solo]
(Blistering, twangy surf-rock electric guitar solo dueling with a high-pitched sci-fi theremin)

[Bridge]
(Music cuts out, just a creeping upright bassline)
But here is the fatal flaw to the intergalactic goal... 
If he had an Einstein-Rosen bridge to escape his toll... 
Why didn't he step through the cosmic gate to a lush alien terrain?
Why did he hide in a one-man hole near Tikrit in the dirt and the rain?!

[Chorus]
(Maximum energy, cymbals crashing, surf-rock overdrive)
He had a Stargate down in Nasiriyah! 
Dialing up the cosmos in the Middle East arena! 
Two F-4 Phantoms flying overhead got knocked right out the sky! 
By an electromagnetic pulse that makes the rational mind ask why!
Saddam's got a Stargate, hidden in the sand! 
The most unhinged conspiracy across the whole damn land!

[Outro]
(Music starts to sound like a garbled radio transmission) 
The truth is far more frightening, nobody is in control! 
There are no monsters in the stars, just bureaucrats taking their toll! 
(Sound of a deep, aquatic portal whoosh, abruptly cut off by a mechanical grinding noise) 
[End]

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[Intro] (Spooky, whistling 1950s theremin solo mixed with a fast surf-rock drum beat) Wrap your head in aluminum foil and listen to the truth! The aliens are broadcasting straight into the booth! [Verse 1] In two-thousand and three, we invaded Iraq for a hidden prize! It wasn't about the weapons of mass destruction, that was a disguise! Michael Salla knows the Exopolitics and the extraterrestrial law! He said the U.S. wanted the cosmic portal of Saddam! Down below the ziggurat temple where the ancient secrets hide! Where the Anunnaki came from Nibiru on a cosmic ride! [Chorus] (High-energy, frantic group vocals) He's got a Stargate down in Nasiriyah! Dialing up the cosmos in the Middle East arena! Two F-4 Phantoms flying overhead got knocked right out the sky! By an electromagnetic pulse that makes the rational mind ask why! Saddam's got a Stargate, hidden in the sand! The most unhinged conspiracy that could be covered by a band! [Verse 2] Zecharia Sitchin said the Sumerians got the tech from space! And Hussein claimed he was a descendant of the alien race! Bush went in to stop him from telling the whole world the news! If you don't believe the exopolitics, you're a sheep with the wrong views! [Guitar & Theremin Solo] (Blistering, twangy surf-rock electric guitar solo dueling with a high-pitched sci-fi theremin) [Bridge] (Music cuts out, just a creeping upright bassline) But here is the fatal flaw to the intergalactic goal... If he had an Einstein-Rosen bridge to escape his toll... Why didn't he step through the cosmic gate to a lush alien terrain? Why did he hide in a one-man hole near Tikrit in the dirt and the rain?! [Chorus] (Maximum energy, cymbals crashing, surf-rock overdrive) He had a Stargate down in Nasiriyah! Dialing up the cosmos in the Middle East arena! Two F-4 Phantoms flying overhead got knocked right out the sky! By an electromagnetic pulse that makes the rational mind ask why! Saddam's got a Stargate, hidden in the sand! The most unhinged conspiracy across the whole damn land! [Outro] (Music starts to sound like a garbled radio transmission) The truth is far more frightening, nobody is in control! There are no monsters in the stars, just bureaucrats taking their toll! (Sound of a deep, aquatic portal whoosh, abruptly cut off by a mechanical grinding noise) [End]

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