[Verse] Sharon was the free one She liked to get around Her cat was always hungry Feeding time was half past nine Bodies in motion Bodies make it hot As Men gaze upon the moon The wolf she howls at night [Verse] Karen was the loud one Alone and in despair Tried to block out the noise As she brushed her hair Her blood began to boil Her face was ruby red With vengeance in her heart She wished they all were dead [Chorus] Damn that girl is Nasty The Other one quite Sassy Nasty Sassy Sassy Nasty Deadly duo [Verse] Pay the toll Cross the bridge This train is coming Fast F a s t Sharon took the tongue Guided it along While others stood around Egos stroked to eruption Covered in clear paste Sharon knew what she wanted Sharon had the taste [Verse] Karen put her foot down Storming down the hall Sharon moaned in ecstacy Putting up a wall Karen went ballistic In the room she went Exhausted men all scattered about By golly they were spent [Chorus] Damn that girl is Nasty The Other one quite Sassy Nasty Sassy Sassy Nasty Deadly Duo [Verse] Sharon looked around Karen was in her face Yelling bloody murder Because she couldn't Have a taste Sharon gave a laugh Put Karen in her place Said she was an insignificant Part of the human race Karen didn't take it Light Full of sass Put up a fight The men all left the room Rejected Karen let out a whail Sharon said go to hell Got dressed and left her key The nasty sassy duo ceased to be