I Hope Mom Is Proud Of Me

SHAME cuz i smell like shit SHAME cuz i got no job SHAME for the toilet i clogged ​SHAME cuz everybody looks the same SHAME cuz i pick my nose SHAME for the couch i stain ​property crimes boxed wine some day grand larceny mom i hope your proud of me oh what a sight to see and i've wore these clothes four days in a row just so you know mom i hope your proud of me ​SHAME cuz i stole your stuff SHAME cuz i'm a lazy fuck SHAME for i ate your lunch ​SHAME cuz i don't wipe my ass SHAME cuz i kicked your dog SHAME but everyone else is to blame ​grandma can i have your welfare check cuz your on welfare, i checked and i expect! a payment of some sort yeah of some sort from grandma ​property crimes boxed wine some day grand larceny mom i hope your proud of me oh what a sight to see and i've wore these clothes four days in a row just so you know mom i hope your proud of me